I found a liquor store, and I drank it.

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surlywithabeard replied to your post: surlywithabeard replied to your post:…

(( well you gotta lose it sometime. not that i know, but still. ))

i dont want to lose it to a guy i dont know at a partythat im toondrunk at

surlywithabeard replied to your post: surlywithabeard replied to your post:…

(( you’re confusing. but i like drunk make outs. they’re good ))

so do i but not when you almost lose your virginity

caleighwinchester said: Cassie!! Hey! -jumps on him and grins-

hey darling

surlywithabeard replied to your post: surlywithabeard replied to your post:…

(( alcohol makes me happy too. but empty calories :/ and you probably aren’t half as ugly as you think you are :D ))

oh no, i don’t know what my face is doing half the time
which is why i can make out with peopledrunk because i know inside that im never gonna get someone
settling bro
like why i almost let myself get fucked
 

askanna replied to your post: askanna replied to your post: askanna replied to…

i’m confused.

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surlywithabeard replied to your post: surlywithabeard replied to your post: drunk…

(( you’re probably just too sexy for everyone else, that’s why you’re single! ))

I’m frigging ugly and weir dis why

also alcohol makes me happy

ad yeah.

askanna replied to your post: askanna replied to your post:…

Because you are. *sticks the name tag on your coat*

SHSHHH

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surlywithabeard replied to your post: drunk facebooking is not fun

(( AWESOME IDEA HAH! ))

THI  IS IS WHY I’MS INGL.E

OKAYU

ask-futurecas replied to your post: drunk facebooking is not fun

BWAHAHAHA. Sorry hun, I find that terribly amusing.

I yold them they had no credit so if they came round they’d have to let me know by smoke signals

shit

ESPECIALLy to your cruSh

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